Something about the Chelski
Sing a song of Chelsea and how they lost the cup, They took the game to penalties and Terry f*cked it up, The players looked like Avram, their faces were so glum, But me I haven't laughed so hard since Lampard lost his mum... (Ed: Apologies to Frank Lampard)
When the Spurs Go Marching In Chant
Another classic Spurs song, starts off slow and keeps on going